Take Off Your Clothes!
Okay, it is finally time for me to do a review of the famous Take Off Your Clothes scene. I am so EXCITED to review this scene because 1) it is the first time that Olivia & Fitz had sex, 2) it’s an Olitz scene, & 3) *which is the most important one* IT IS AN OLITZ SEX SCENE! And y’all already know how I am about Olitz sex scenes—hell any kind of Tony Goldwyn sex scene.
Side note: I know I am thinking too much into this but the order in which Fitz, Olivia, & Cyrus walked to their rooms was funny to me—Cyrus in front, followed by Olivia, & then Fitz. It was kind of symbolic of the way that Olivia, Fitz, & Cyrus dynamic would be played out. I took it like Cyrus being ahead of them was similar to the way he sees himself as being in charge of them. He acts like Olivia & Fitz are children & that he is smarter than them & in control of them. But in all actuality Cyrus being in front of them left him out of the loop. He doesn’t have eyes in the back of his head so he can’t see that behind his back Olivia & Fitz have secrets. They back there connecting & plotting on how their life will be together. Cyrus in front thinking he in control & knows everything but he clueless as all hell. They have a connection & a bond that no one can break—not even Cyrus. Cyrus be thinking he is great—I mean Cyrus is good but he’s not great.
Okay so this scene starts off with my fave 3some—Olivia, Fitz, & Cyrus. They are just getting to their rooms at whatever hotel they are staying at. Cyrus gets to his room first & as he is putting his key card in the door, he ask what time our they starting out tomorrow. Olivia tells him that they are starting out at a church at 6am. Cyrus makes a wisecrack about how he can already feel the holy water burning his pagan flesh. This made me giggle because everyone knows satan loves heat so I don’t know what Cyrus was talking about burning.
They all say goodnight & Cyrus goes in his room. As soon as Cyrus door shut that is when the fun begins! Olivia gets to her door & announces that this is her room. Fitz tells her that his room is down the hall & then he proceeds to undress her with his eyes. I watching & chuckling(more from excitement/nerves than anything being actually funny).
Olivia pauses at her door & Fitz is staring at her back. Fitz tells her to, “Just go in your room & close the door & we will pretend this never happened." Can we just take a small moment to appreciate his sexy ass voice? Every time this man speaks I get so WET…………………………………………….with perspiration.
(Y’all thought I had taken it there didn’t you? Shame on you all—the nasty comes later)
Olivia is still staring at the door trying to decide if she going to keep her morals & be professional or is she gone go get that dick & give Fitz them draws. My vote is for her to give up them draws but y’all already know my overly horny behind. Fitz tells Liv to, “Go in your room." The way he was looking at her when he said that told me everything that I needed to know. Fitz ain’t no damn dummy. He was using that reverse psychology to get them draws.
Carry on with your pimping Fitz!
Olivia stands there thinking for a few seconds before she finally says fuck her morals & decides to go get her some dick. She heads toward his room. As soon as she started walking toward his room, we get a shot of Fitz & the look on his face was like he just knew he had put his reverse psychology game down proper. Fitz looked like
Fitz follows Olivia as she walks to his room. The editors decided that they were going to get fancy on us so we get a a few seconds of them kissing & then it goes back to them walking to the room & then them kissing again & then it goes to Fitz putting his key card in the door & them going inside.
I was not a fan of the way this part of the scene was edited together. Whoever the editor for this scene was, I was ready to bust him or her in the damn head because
Just let them walk to the damn room with Fitz checking out Liv’s booty & save all that damn kissing until they get in the room. I know it might seem petty but I was well invested in that first kiss for it to be cut off by them walking towards the room. Let me just leave it at that because I’m getting mad just thinking about it.
So while the editing team was bullshitting & playing a game of touch me, tease me with my emotions, we got a BEAUTIFUL wall slam, a perfect face/neck grab, an amazing kiss, & a phenomenal pick up. I am so in love every time TG/Fiz picks up KW/Liv—I love when Tony shows us all how strong he is. YAASSS Tony! Show us all why you are BIG DADDY—(*low key shame* yeah, I went there).
Because they was on some fuck shit in the editing room, I’m not even going to try to talk about those few off & on seconds but please do enjoy the gifs of what happened below.
Just look at this kiss right here!
I have to talk about this kiss. First off, let’s just get into Olivia’s hand placement. I love that she is playing with his curls. I just really want to run my fingers through his hair. Then there is the actual kiss. I don’t know about anyone else but I find it extremely sexy that they were giving all of these light little kisses instead of one long passionate one. The breaks in between their lip sucking is EVERYTHING! They are literally taking the time to taste & savor the taste of each others lips.
I’m not going to say that just from this kiss, I would do them both but I would do them both. I would so do them both at the same damn time. I’m not into girls but watching Olitz sex will make a chick want to join in(I have no shame).
3Some sex with Tony & Kerry? Yes, please!
I kid, I’m not about that 3some life.
Okay now before we gone any further with this review. Can we please have a moment of silence for a brave little lamp that gave it’s life so that Fitz & Olivia could have awesome sex & so that we could get a chance to experience said AWESOME sex.
*starts singing Michael Jackson’s Gone Too Soon*
*screams & cries hysterically* NO! JESUS WHY? IT ONLY HAD ONE LIGHT TO LIVE & Y’ALL TOOK IT AWAY! PLEASE JESUS, TAKE MELLIE INSTEAD LORD!!!! IT WAS SO YOUNG! FRESH BULB WAS JUST PUT IN & EVERYTHING. NOOOOOOO…
*pulls myself together* Okay now that we have paid our respects to the lamp that lost it’s life too soon. Let’s get into the sexy stuff. First of all, I am so here for the rough, passionate sex! This man slammed her into the wall so hard that a lamp bounced off a table & fell to its death. Let me repeat that: He slammed her into the wall so hard that a lamp bounced off a table & fell to its death. THE LAMP BOUNCED OFF THE DAMN TABLE! Let that one sit on your spirit. Tony stay beasting! I see you BIG BOY…
So after ending the lamps life, Olivia & Fitz don’t miss a beat. They continue to go at it. I guess this moment was going to fast for Fitz & he wanted to take his time & savor every second of it so as they were kissing he grabbed her hands & holds them as he looks at her.
When I first was watching this scene, I got mad for a split second. I was like, Fitz, why you stopping? This shit was getting real good & you gone stop. Shame on you Fitzgerald!
So Fitz is looking at Olivia & then he says,
Chile…when I tell you, my ass would have been but ass naked so fast. He would not have had to tell me twice. My ass would have been like, “How naked do you want me daddy?”
Okay, I quit lol. I’m serious but the above gif might have been a little too much.
So after Fitz said, “Take off your clothes." My ass was so hype. I was like WE BACK IN BUSINESS!!! FITZ ABOUT TO GET THEM DRAWS!!!! WE ALL ABOUT TO GET LAID THROUGH OLITZ & RECEIVE LIFE!!!!!!!
(I know I do too much sometimes but I am a broke college student who receives my life through a TV couple—so sue me!)
I found it so sexy that after Fitz told Liv to ”Take off your clothes." he was rubbing on her leg. He look like he was just plotting on how he was gone tear that ass up.
The editing team decided to get fancy again & they gave us this choppy, going back & forth clips all put together bullshit(which as I stated above, I hated). We get to see Fitz undoing his shirt(SEXY SEXY). The editors cut back & forth from Olivia taking off her clothes to Fitz getting undress.
Then this happened…
My reaction to this BEAUTIFUL sight
JESUS…BE A FENCE & A CHASTITY BELT!
Side note: Let me just take a second out of this review to say that
There is no way in hell—DO YOU HEAR ME? There is NO WAY IN HELL that a man in his 50s should look this damn good. There is no way. Someone is lying. I need to see his birth certificate. Where is Donald Trump & his damn birth certificate team at? I’m going to need someone to track this down. Scandal fandom, why haven’t one of y’all located the this document? The one that list his real birth date. I refuse to believe that this man was born before the year 1970(I know Tony’s real age & birth date but he is just…I have never seen a man in his 50s look this damn good. Tony needs to put out an exercise DVD or something—I’m just really trying to see what his exercise regimen looking like because DAMN, he is fine).
Anyway, back to the review. After we were blessed by the sight of an ADONIS in the flesh. This happened.
Man, listen…I just..I don’t understand. But I want to say
The anticipation they both felt. Her running her fingers up & down his abs. Him rubbing her thighs in that circular motion!
His abs» dear GOD, JESUS, Mary & Joseph!
Her rubbing on his abs» YAASSS Girl—get it bitch!
His rubbing on her thighs» Jesus, protect me!
I personally don’t know what they are trying to do but if they wanted to kill me or have me damn there near death, they did it.
So the editing people continue with this going back & forth between them getting undress & them kissing & touching on the bed. Somewhere in the middle of all of these back & forth clips, while they were on the bed—Tony decided it was time for him to show up & show out. Tony whispers to Kerry, “You’re doing fine." & they share a small laugh & then this kiss happens
Now the first time I seen this, I heard him say fine but I wasn’t paying much attention because because I was too busy focusing on the lovemaking. After re-watching & realizing that he said, ”You’re doing fine.” I feel in love with Tony after that! And now I am no more good. Every time I watch this, I’m like
Anthony, who told your ass to break character? I mean you did it so beautifully that it can go unnoticed & it PERFECTLY fit into the scene. But still, who told you that this was okay to do? I mean, I’m glad you did it but still..you started something with this. Now because of this, I have no choice but to love you.
This moment made me love Tony because he was selfless, attentive, supportive, & very caring. Too many times in both work & life, people only care about themselves & making themselves look good at any cost—even at the expense of others. But in this moment Tony didn’t care about anything but making sure Kerry was comfortable & making sure that she knew that she was doing fine even though she was nervous(which I guessed because of his reassurance). He broke character to reassure Kerry that she was doing fine. The fact that he cared is AMAZING! Any other actor would have just been all about themselves. Tony is just an extraordinary human being.
So then back in character Tony made all of this happen
The stomach kisses»» Good LORD! Praise be to the stomach kisses!
You know how I know the stomach kisses are amazing? Look at Olivia’s face
This is the face of a woman who forgot where the fuck she was. She is riding the wave of ecstasy because this man is placing small kisses on her stomach in precise areas that will make one to get their breath caught up in their throat & throw their head back. Look at Olivia though. She looks like she is enjoying herself so much. Dear God, I want to enjoy myself through stomach kiss
I just want to know is stomach kisses handwritten in the script because if so, I need to be thanking some for their amazing eye for detail. Because these damn stomach kisses gone be the death of me.
Last thing I want to mention is the way Olivia had her hands in Fitz hair & then she gave him a forehead kiss as he came back up from them damn stomach kiss. I swear they want me dead. They want me to die. My heart can’t take all of this. I see why Shonda had to leave set when they did this scene because I’m just sitting there watching like
(Sorry this is so long. I am trying to shorting these recaps up)
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